What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

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Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?